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Real Name: T.W. Thinker
Member Since: January 8th, 2014
About Me: I like dogs.
Cats are okay.
You know when you're trying to explain bestiality to children using stuffed animals and bananas and you think, 'There's got to be a better way?'
We are running out of people for some especially vital jobs.
There was a real missed opportunity not having Michael Clarke Duncan, the most underrated actor in film history, as the lead of 'Planet Of The Apes.'