alex_haydn Chicago

Real Name: Alex

Member Since: March 25th, 2010

About Me:
I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am too busy masturbating.

I was going to write an 'About Me', but...well...it seems Cracked knows me pretty well. But when I'm not "enjoying my own company" I like to photoshop celebrity faces onto the bodies of pornstars and post them on tumblr.