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Real Name: Jeff Wainwright

Member Since: January 16th, 2011

About Me:
I was born a poor white boy with one testicle. But none of that is important now that I'm an adult (Still have one testicle). I enjoy the simple things sunsets,walks on the beach, sacrificing virgins, and cupcakes. I generally spend most of my time on the internet looking at porn. I mean looking up kittens doing cute things. Yeah not porn that would be gross.