The last thing ruthless murder conspiracies need is more drama.

You'd think we'd eventually run out of these ...

People who dress in costumes for a living SHOULD be good at Halloween.

You can make these costumes yourself ... in case you want to annihilate your local contest.

Politics can get repetitive ... props for at least trying to be creative.

Sometimes a good prank can make it halfway around the world before reason even gets out of bed in the morning.

These movie posters had ONE job.

A good chunk of the internet these days is nothing but people getting angry about stuff.

You want to wear that 'This Is My Costume' T-shirt again this Halloween, you go right on ahead.

Serial killers in movies are all constrained by the same limitation: The imagination of a screenwriter, who is presumably not a murderous psychopath. No matter how disgusting or outright evil the fictional killer, there's somebody out there topping them in real life.