The stories we tell about movies are as important as the movies themselves.

Let us gaze into the parallel realities where these famous movies are really just infamously terrible.

Some particularly obsessed fans sacrifice huge amounts of time and effort to come up with answers so we can all sleep a little better at night.

The last thing ruthless murder conspiracies need is more drama.

You'd think we'd eventually run out of these ...

People who dress in costumes for a living SHOULD be good at Halloween.

You can make these costumes yourself ... in case you want to annihilate your local contest.

Politics can get repetitive ... props for at least trying to be creative.

Sometimes a good prank can make it halfway around the world before reason even gets out of bed in the morning.

These movie posters had ONE job.