Real Name: TimXCampbell
Member Since: July 4th, 2012
I was born two days before the dawn of the space age. That was in MontrÃ©al, Canada. Me, that is, not the space age, which took place in space. Wait, this is badly written.
I was born in 1957 and as of this writing I am much older than I was then. At about the age of 4 I was taught to behave like a normal human being and I have not yet recovered.
At the age of 11 I came up with my first theory of neurology, which was that the brain was a bunch of tubes, because that's what it looked like to me in the photos. Little did I know that one day this theory would be applied to the internet.
At the age of 22 I stopped believing in the religion I was raised in and the god that went with it. This was quite alarming to me because it hadn't been prophesied. It took another 6 years to realize that it wasn't just me who'd been stupid.
Years passed. Then some additional years passed. A bunch more passed. Now it's now.
Here I am. There you are, reading this. Hi there.
If you were expecting a wonderful conclusion to all that build-up, I'm sorry but I have not yet discovered how it ends, if it does.
My blog is at http://neosimian-sapiens.blogspot.com and you can now join the approximately 7 billion people who have not yet read it and never plan to do so.