TimXCampbell Hardy, Kentucky, USA

Real Name: TimXCampbell

Member Since: July 4th, 2012

About Me:
I was born two days before the dawn of the space age. That was in Montréal, Canada. Me, that is, not the space age, which took place in space. Wait, this is badly written.

I was born in 1957 and as of this writing I am much older than I was then. At about the age of 4 I was taught to behave like a normal human being and I have not yet recovered.

At the age of 11 I came up with my first theory of neurology, which was that the brain was a bunch of tubes, because that's what it looked like to me in the photos. Little did I know that one day this theory would be applied to the internet.

At the age of 22 I stopped believing in the religion I was raised in and the god that went with it. This was quite alarming to me because it hadn't been prophesied. It took another 6 years to realize that it wasn't just me who'd been stupid.

Years passed. Then some additional years passed. A bunch more passed. Now it's now.

Here I am. There you are, reading this. Hi there.

If you were expecting a wonderful conclusion to all that build-up, I'm sorry but I have not yet discovered how it ends, if it does.

My blog is at http://neosimian-sapiens.blogspot.com and you can now join the approximately 7 billion people who have not yet read it and never plan to do so.