Well, I frequent this site, so you know I've got a fantastic sense of humor, and you also know I'm awesome, since I checked that box when signing up...although, who didn't? I imagine someone with low self-esteem...Heh. Nerd. What were we talking about? Oh right, me. Um...My real name's Mike, which isn't all that special. Everyone knows at least 3 people named Mike. 4 if they're named Mike themselves. Except me. I make it a habit to not befriend Mikes. If your names Mike, you'll have to work extra hard for my friendship. Now go get me a f***ing soda, you piece of shit Mike!
