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StephenKahn

I am 70 years old. I am simultaneously too old and too immature to write for Cracked.com. I hope to get something published before I sink beneath the waves of dementia. Neurons are dying by the second. By the time you read this, there will be no brain left.

As the demographics of Cracked.com seem to be much younger than I am, I think at least one old fart such as I should participate.

My 8-year-old non-genetic granddaughter has two mommies and two daddies. This makes her a science fiction child for the 21st Century. At the moment, her mommies would not let her read or write for Cracked.com, so I am a place holder for her.

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