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Real Name: Soren Bowie
Member Since: March 13th, 2008
Soren is an American of some importance. He has amassed great wealth which is now in jeopardy. He is in need of persons with whom his family has no relationship. He seeks your cooperation and assistance in the transfer of 8,000,000.00 to your private bank account in Nigeria. To show his appreciation he will offer you 15% of the total sum including 20% of interest earned. Please treat this issue confidentially. Please send him your bank account number as well as a color photocopy of a Nigerian passport so he is certain you are a real resident. He waits to hear from you.
It seems like yesterday when you were kicking ass, increasing your storage size and showing up on business cards. You asked for user feedback, you pioneered folder-based mail organization, you were the gold standard for free email. But somewhere along the line you stumbled. You got sloppy or you just gave up, and we drifted apart.
Apparently only women eat yogurt and every bodily excriment is blue. Thanks, advertisers!
O Canada! Even your anthem begins with a sigh of pity. Over the past two weeks I have watched your Olympic athletes wave from podiums, winning medals in moguls and speed skating but never in attractiveness.
I will hold out hope that she was murdered while writing me back.
Thanksgiving has lost its way. No longer do we gather 'round the cornucopia, swapping stories with family, or whiskey and blankets with Native Americans.
PBS is being recklessly diabolical with their latest adventure into the animal kingdom.
First off, I'm sorry you're getting fired.
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Is your news diet a balanced one? In ALL the ways?
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Admit it: the Harry Potter movies would be totally different if he didn't have a cool scar.
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Serious Talk. It's Jack's last episode.
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