I'm Nicky. I'm a student, a musician, a life coach to those smaller and more stupid than me. Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer.
And by services, I do not mean those better handled by the likes of a prostitute. Not always anyway.
I'm quite easily distracted - especially if you're boring - and I can procrastinate with the best of them.
I've been known to write erotic fiction and use phrases like "What in the holy living fuck does that mean?" in daily life.
I'm perfectly capable of conversing in proper English, and I do for the most part, but I do sometimes regress for the sheer irony of it all and use phrases like "I are tired", "I are hungry" or "I are Nickyface." simply because it amuses me.
In short? If I insult you then you've probably misunderstood my sense of humour. If you don't like me, then you're probably just too stupid to realise that I'm amazing.
