SmurfMunster

NY, NY

Real Name:

SmurfMunster

Member Since:

July 03, 2013

About Me

What can I say, things get a little weird all the time, and it's never my fault. Respect it and we're good.

I like to think of myself as sort of a romantic, and I love to give my brothers great love advice. Here's the top rule when it comes to love:

*For my guys- don't marry a girl unless you can see your kids in her eyes, and not because you aimed wrong.

*For my girls- please treat your body not like a temple where everyone is welcome but instead like big businesses treats their stocks; just because the market has a bad day doesn't mean that they give the company away; they regroup and plan for the next day to be better

And blah, blah, blah