Sam Holmes
Rainy shithole (UK)

Real Name:
Sam Holmes
Member Since:
November 23, 2011

About Me

I live somewhere surrounded by mindless drug addicts in hoodies and old people in mobility scooters. Most of my life I spend on the internet (obviously making tons of friends and living a great social life) where occasionally I say something funny.

However, in the real world, I drum quite well, play guitar quite horrendously, read quite a lot, and correct grammar quite annoyingly. Thankfully, I've found friends who, like me, know that we, in fact, are the NORMAL people, and everybody else in society is the weird one.

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