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In the name of preparedness (and giving hypochondriacs something new to obsess over), we want to let you know of a few things.
Given humankind's penchant for handling pretty much everything it encounters with complete and utter insanity, it's no surprise that some of our death rituals have gotten a little ... inspired.
We've nailed a whole lot down, sure, but there are some shockingly simple questions we don't have very solid answers to yet.
Every once in a while we like to remind everyone of all of the insane ways animals are just like us.
It turns out some theories suggest that many times what we now call a disorder used to be an awesome advantage.
Nature's psychic warriors will soon descend upon all of humanity.
In school you learned a few scientific concepts that prepared you for a lifetime of understanding. And we're about to take that away from you.
Teachers are people, too, and people have this nasty tendency to occasionally lob whatever untruth comes flying at them right back at somebody else like a game of bullshit ping pong.