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This looks like an act of desperation.
It turns out cartoons lied to us.
Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.
What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.
I wake up every day a blank slate.
What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts?
Apparently, there was a trail of little glittery footprints in the wake of the eyeshadow attack.
I don't understand how you can make dried pasta gourmet.
Powerful men are accustomed to a certain amount of formulaic lenience.
Dogs need a lot of love, cuddles, food, and occasionally, for their owner to clean poop off their butt fur.
I knew they existed. I told my friends, my family, everyone. They told me I was being 'paranoid.'
Winner winner chicken ... ugh ...
I can't imagine how these officers and judges function in real life, with all the 'ambiguous' slang out there.
Here are a few Valentine's day cards from the Trump administration to you, the American people. Now when they screw us, at least it'll feel romantic!
When everyone is scrambling to jump-start the next superhero franchise, you're inevitably going to be taken to some strange places.
Tim Burton should just remake all of Hollywood's most violent films using stop-motion.