PTSD Detroit. Be afraid.

Real Name: Sam Bishop

Member Since: November 24th, 2011

About Me:
I used to utilize the most advanced technology the US military had available to catch goat herders make sweet, sweet love to their livelihood. I was given strict orders not to let the man defecating behind the bushes out of my sight. I was assigned the crucial task of tracking a stray dog's activities in the middle of a desert. Then one day they made me build Hadrian's Wall out of sandbags and write, "Urine is for the latrine, not the Command Station," fifteen hundred times. Some people have no sense of humor in the face of death, ya know?