Southeast PA

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January 30, 2013

About Me

Hello person

I'm a painfully handsome 26 year old male with largely Italian heritage and left-leaning political views. I play guitar and like penguins (and I'm an OG penguin lover, not one of those pretenders who saw March of the Penguins or Happy Feet and decided to up and start loving penguins all of a sudden). I'm highly deficient in pop-culture knowledge, particularly due to my disdain for TV and movies. I wrestled though most of my time in school.

I'll fight my normal inclination to write about me sections that are inappropriately long and leave it there. This is difficult as I'm a magnificent man who deserves books written about me, but I also realize that lengthy writings tend to frighten and disorient many denizens of the internet, often leading to violent outbursts. I don't need that sort of thing on my conscience.

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