Real Name: Oliver_Ford
Member Since: November 29th, 2011
After failing to get a job in journalism I thought I should either retrain, go back to being a till jockey or start freelancing.
I think I'll end up doing all three.
As pat of the generation they're calling "Poorer than their Parents" I, like many of you, am at risk of achieving little in the eyes of my contemporaries. I hope writing for one of the internet's premier humour websites will redress that.
But you didn't come here for gloom, you came here for knob gags. Lets see..
"There was a young man from Bombay,
He went to Beijing on a Zoo ship one day.
He was pinned to the tiller,
by a sex-starved Gorilla,
And China's a very long way."