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Mxy Chile
Real Name: Mxy
Member Since: August 10th, 2009
About Me:
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I write scripts and comics and things. Plus I've edited a few hundred articles for Cracked, and written all the ones here:
Wolverine Was Literally A Wolverine: 5 Stupid Superhero Origins Everybody Forgot
Here are some moments your favorite superheroes would prefer we didn't bring up again.
5 Origin Stories We Never Need To See Again
We promise we won't get mad if you never show us Batman's parents getting shot again, Hollywood.
No More Dark Phoenix, Please: 5 Famous Superhero Stories Hollywood Needs To Quit
Here are some very good comics that don't need to be on the big screen anymore, thanks.
4 Wild Early Drafts of Justice League Characters
The history of the Justice League is almost as long (and as weird) as the Snyder Cut’s runtime.
4 Weird Captain America Stories The MCU Stayed Away From
Sadly, we never got to see Chris Evans turn into a werewolf, or get addicted to super meth.
4 Falcon And Winter Soldier Stories Marvel Wants To Forget About
Falcon's 1970s costume and Bucky's cross-dressing PROBABLY won't show up on Disney+.
4 Superman Movie Scenes That Were Dumb AF In Retrospect
Seriously, why did Zack Snyder turn Lex Luthor into an extremely annoying first-year philosophy student?
4 Ways 'Death Of Superman' (Accidentally) Changed Pop Culture
DC sort of stumbled ass-backwards on the comic that changed pop culture.
5 Superman Stories That Are Canon Kryptonite
The most incomprehensible, misguided, or just flat-out idiotic Superman stories we could find.
Marvel Called The Rise Of Trump (Nearly 10 Years Ago)
Oddly specific parallels arise between this eight-year-old comic book arc and the ridiculous, disconcerting mess we now call a reality.
Science Officially Determines Who The Best Ninja Turtle Is
There was a lot of pizza being eaten during this extremely scientific study.
The 8 Accidents Most Likely To Kill You Recreated With Mario
What essential lessons can we learn by forcing Mario to die repeatedly in the same ways humans do? Will the code to becoming a Highlander be unlocked?
5 Most Pathetic Moments In Every Gamer's Life
Yes, you are not the only one who has bought a game looking for some light diversion, only to end up getting sucked into unbearably sad experiences such as these.
The 25 Most Misleadingly Titled Games For The Game Boy
Please join me as I break out my original Game Boy and experience magical video game adventures.
4 Important Rivalries Recreated as Super Smash Bros. Fights
Who knew Smash Bros. and History would be such an amazing mash-up?
4 Things I Learned About Teenage Trolls (From Being One)
Back in 2001, my 15-year-old self and some friends trolled a previous version of Cracked.com so hard that the editors almost went mad.
What the Next 11 Marvel Movies Will Be About
Here are my synopses of Marvel's movies up to the year 2019 ... because that's when the Large Hadron Collider kills ev- I've said too much. Ignore that. Let's get started, True Believer!
3 Artists Who Got Screwed for Creating Iconic Characters
Many of the coolest parts in recent movies come from a small group of comic creators and writers who were compensated with cosmos-sized middle fingers.
