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Mxy Chile
Real Name: Mxy
Member Since: August 10th, 2009
About Me:
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I write scripts and comics and things. Plus I've edited a few hundred articles for Cracked, and written all the ones here:
5 Bizarro Marvel TV Shows That Almost Happened
The House of Ideas has had some pretty terrible TV ones.
5 Superhero Stories That Should've Gotten A Movie By Now
Instead of doing Dark Phoenix for the 34th time, how about one of these comics?
Writer Warren Ellis Is A Creep, But His Victims Don't Want To Cancel Him
A comic book legend was outed as a sex pest, because 2020.
This Year's Comic-Con Is Going To Be, Well, Strange
Like your Zumba classes, Comic-Con is going all-digital.
80's Cartoons That Weirdly Despised The Middle Class
Skeletor and Cobra Commander are basically regular dudes, just uglier.
DC Finally Remembers Wonder Woman's Black Twin, 47 Years Later
There's been a black Wonder Woman since 1973, it turns out.
5 Stupid Times DC Managed To Suck At Black Superheroes
From a futuristic disco pimp to a white guy who turns black under stress.
Marvel's Embarrassing History Of LGBTQ Characters
The time Hulk got jumped in a YMCA shower, and other unfortunate tales.
The Central Park Birdwatcher Worked At Marvel (And Put Dr. Strange In A Thong)
Chris Cooper singlehandedly made Marvel more LGTBQ friendly.
Marvel Called The Rise Of Trump (Nearly 10 Years Ago)
Oddly specific parallels arise between this eight-year-old comic book arc and the ridiculous, disconcerting mess we now call a reality.
Science Officially Determines Who The Best Ninja Turtle Is
There was a lot of pizza being eaten during this extremely scientific study.
The 8 Accidents Most Likely To Kill You Recreated With Mario
What essential lessons can we learn by forcing Mario to die repeatedly in the same ways humans do? Will the code to becoming a Highlander be unlocked?
5 Most Pathetic Moments In Every Gamer's Life
Yes, you are not the only one who has bought a game looking for some light diversion, only to end up getting sucked into unbearably sad experiences such as these.
The 25 Most Misleadingly Titled Games For The Game Boy
Please join me as I break out my original Game Boy and experience magical video game adventures.
4 Important Rivalries Recreated as Super Smash Bros. Fights
Who knew Smash Bros. and History would be such an amazing mash-up?
4 Things I Learned About Teenage Trolls (From Being One)
Back in 2001, my 15-year-old self and some friends trolled a previous version of Cracked.com so hard that the editors almost went mad.
What the Next 11 Marvel Movies Will Be About
Here are my synopses of Marvel's movies up to the year 2019 ... because that's when the Large Hadron Collider kills ev- I've said too much. Ignore that. Let's get started, True Believer!
3 Artists Who Got Screwed for Creating Iconic Characters
Many of the coolest parts in recent movies come from a small group of comic creators and writers who were compensated with cosmos-sized middle fingers.
