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Mxy Chile
Real Name: Mxy
Member Since: August 10th, 2009
About Me:
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I write scripts and comics and things. Plus I've edited a few hundred articles for Cracked, and written all the ones here:
5 Eyebrow-Arching Superhero Stories Hollywood'll Never Make
History class never mentioned that the Ninja Turtles ended the Third Reich, but they apparently did.
7 Huh? Pieces Of Movie Merchandise Nobody Asked For
Hollywood will market literally anything to kids, even the most violent and crazy movies possible.
8 Mario Bros. Moments Nintendo Doesn't Want You To See
The Super Mario franchise has a lot more R-rated situations than you'd suspect.
5 Characters Who Prove Wonder Woman's Villains Are The Worst
Batman has The Joker. Wonder Woman has, well, these jokers.
3 Big Reasons Comics Creators Don't Make Much From Superhero Movies
How comic book people are (or aren't) compensated when Hollywood comes knocking.
That Time DC Comics Turned The Joker Into David Bowie
All the Jokers are the same guy reinventing himself, Bowie-style.
No One Was Ready For Mark Hamill's Joker ... Least Of All Mark Hamill
Mark Hamill (reluctantly, at first) kept the Joker alive for 20 years.
The Early Obstacles On Joker's Path To Comic Icon
Comic's most popular villain's journey to stardom almost ended before it began.
Chile's Protesters Just Changed Their Constitution (Pay Attention, US)
What the US can learn from the time Chile voted out fascism.
5 Times Marvel And DC Ripped Each Other Off (By Accident)
Sometimes rival companies do the same exact story without ever meaning it.
Marvel Called The Rise Of Trump (Nearly 10 Years Ago)
Oddly specific parallels arise between this eight-year-old comic book arc and the ridiculous, disconcerting mess we now call a reality.
Science Officially Determines Who The Best Ninja Turtle Is
There was a lot of pizza being eaten during this extremely scientific study.
The 8 Accidents Most Likely To Kill You Recreated With Mario
What essential lessons can we learn by forcing Mario to die repeatedly in the same ways humans do? Will the code to becoming a Highlander be unlocked?
5 Most Pathetic Moments In Every Gamer's Life
Yes, you are not the only one who has bought a game looking for some light diversion, only to end up getting sucked into unbearably sad experiences such as these.
The 25 Most Misleadingly Titled Games For The Game Boy
Please join me as I break out my original Game Boy and experience magical video game adventures.
4 Important Rivalries Recreated as Super Smash Bros. Fights
Who knew Smash Bros. and History would be such an amazing mash-up?
4 Things I Learned About Teenage Trolls (From Being One)
Back in 2001, my 15-year-old self and some friends trolled a previous version of Cracked.com so hard that the editors almost went mad.
What the Next 11 Marvel Movies Will Be About
Here are my synopses of Marvel's movies up to the year 2019 ... because that's when the Large Hadron Collider kills ev- I've said too much. Ignore that. Let's get started, True Believer!
3 Artists Who Got Screwed for Creating Iconic Characters
Many of the coolest parts in recent movies come from a small group of comic creators and writers who were compensated with cosmos-sized middle fingers.
