Mr.Bauble

Real Name: Cedric Voets

Member Since: October 8th, 2014

About Me:
Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.

For more attempts at witticisms and my personal recipes for toilet wine, do follow me @cedricvoets.

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All Hail Peter I, The Karate Conspiracist Who Crowned Himself King Of Germany

By Cedric Voets

Deep state royalty.

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In Mel Gibson's Hurricane Maria Movie, Root For The Bad Guys

By Cedric Voets

The hurricane is the least disastrous thing in this garbage movie.

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Hark! Shakespeare's Globe Theatre May Closeth Forever Due To This Crappe

By Cedric Voets

A plague upon the house of Shakespeare.

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How Settlers Of Catan Makes Us All Massive Jerks

By Cedric Voets

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.

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Jonah Hill Bests Samuel L. Jackson For Tops All-Time Cussing Total

By Cedric Voets

These guys know their A, B, and C words.

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So Now Local News Guys Are The 'Enemy Of The People'?

By Cedric Voets

Sticking it to the Man from down the street.

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Throwaway Jokes That Eventually Became Real

By Cedric Voets

Life imitating fart jokes.

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The 'Samurai Jack' Guy Is Actually Making Us Excited To See A 'Popeye' Movie

By Cedric Voets

Full squint ahead.

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Everyday Stuff America Sucks At (Compared To Everybody Else)

By Cedric Voets

Sweating the small stuff.

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You Can Spend A Virtual Night In The Haunted House Of 'The Conjuring'

By Cedric Voets

A second-rate Paranormal Activity.