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Real Name: Cedric Voets
Member Since: October 8th, 2014
About Me: Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.
For more attempts at witticisms and my personal recipes for toilet wine, do follow me @cedricvoets.
Deck the halls with bodies gory.
If you lived here you'd be dead already.
Even a burning building can be a fashion catwalk.
A red pill in blue tights.
A red-blooded blue blood.
Till death by blunt trauma do them part.
The seedy underbelly of TV that loves to show more than just the underbelly.
A real white-knucklehead race where hipsters brave loose cart wheels and snow to win.
So pug it be.
Heavy lies the boobs that wears the crown.