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Mr.Bauble
Real Name: Cedric Voets
Member Since: October 8th, 2014
About Me:
Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.
For more attempts at witticisms and my personal recipes for toilet wine, do follow me @cedricvoets.
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