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Real Name: Cedric Voets
Member Since: October 8th, 2014
About Me: Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.
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The postman only purs twice.
You won't believe what happened next! No seriously, you won't believe it.
When the antiques dealer found out what he had bought, he did the sensible thing: he loaded his guns.
Complete with cute pictures of socialist heartthrobs; tweens of the world, unite!
A Captain he be not.
I am all mouth and I must scream.
Rat free since nineteen-fifty.
Yes, the Will Ferrell comedy 'Semi-Pro' was realistic in the weirdest way.
Cage has finally saved up enough bad movie tickets for a video game adaptation.
And it drove one player almost insane.