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Real Name: Cedric Voets
Member Since: October 8th, 2014
About Me: Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.
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We've seen small town beauty queen pageants less desperate.
Watching the trailer will make you hiss-terical with fear.
Neither steps or leaps required for sitting behind a webcam all day.
The reviews are as irrelevant as traditional filmmaking is about to be.
She can barely support her own head, but she'll carry two whole movies.
Sometimes you have to disrupt the slumlord industry.
I have not mouth yet I must yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!
Preserving the Mermaryan nation.
Nobody wants to see Edmund Blackadder complaining about avocado toast.
The worst Tommy Wiseau makes the best art.