Mr.Bauble

Real Name: Cedric Voets

Member Since: October 8th, 2014

About Me:
Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.

For more attempts at witticisms and my personal recipes for toilet wine, do follow me @cedricvoets.

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Forget Animals, Get An Emotional Support Clown Instead

By Cedric Voets

Turn any meeting into a circus.

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Science Says Your Own Skeleton Is Freaking You Out

By Cedric Voets

Spine-tingling fear!

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The KFC Dating Sim Will Make You Fall In Love (With Chicken)

By Cedric Voets

Otome no herbs and spices.

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Behold, The World Record For Most Downvoted Reddit Comment

By Cedric Voets

They must feel so proud and accomplished.

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Screw Director's Cuts, Tarantino Is Making 'Miniseries'

By Cedric Voets

And somehow, it's Millennials fault?

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Well, They Cancelled Richard Gere's Mass Shooting Show

By Cedric Voets

Uh, thoughts and prayers?

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Here's A Real Movie: Freaky Friday, But With A Serial Killer

By Cedric Voets

And that serial killer is Vince Vaughn?

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Here's The Trailer For Amazon's Hot Air Balloon Action Movie

By Cedric Voets

2 Hot 2 Air?

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A Cheetos Movie Is Coming, And It's Going To Win Every Oscar

By Cedric Voets

This movie has heat.

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Disney's New Streaming Channel Just Sounds Like Old TV

By Cedric Voets

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