Mr.Bauble

Real Name: Cedric Voets

Member Since: October 8th, 2014

About Me:
Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.

For more attempts at witticisms and my personal recipes for toilet wine, do follow me @cedricvoets.

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Science Confirms About Mice What Disney's Known Forever

By Cedric Voets

The whiskers never lie.

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Sorry, NYC Typhoid Morons, Go Drink At Home

By Cedric Voets

Let's plague this joint.

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Logan Paul Has Two Regrets In Life. One Of Them Is Buying A Couch

By Cedric Voets

Regrets, he's had a-two.

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Celebrity Scandals Most People Have Forgotten About

By Cedric Voets

Don't I know you from the opposite of this?

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Art School Dean Has Tone Deaf Response To Students

By Cedric Voets

(Internet) Fame!

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Musicians Are Already Being Inspired By The Coronavirus Quarantine

By Cedric Voets

Are you more into discovid or skarantine?

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Sadly, The Hobby Lobby Dead Sea Scrolls Are All Crafty Fakes

By Cedric Voets

These don't belong in a museum.

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Dating Sites Are Trying To Contain The Quarantined Singles In Your Area

By Cedric Voets

Love in the time of Coronavirus

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Gamestop Is Still Open (And 'Essential')

By Cedric Voets

Covid-19 has Gamestop clinging on for dear life.

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Goddamn It, Trump

By Cedric Voets

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.