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Real Name: Mike_Wato
Member Since: January 6th, 2009
About Me: Good hair. Soulful eyes. Paralyzing fear of salad. You know, the usual.
Henchmen are an essential part of every plot to take over the world. Unfortunately, even the best henchmen let us down.