Real Name: Max Prowess
Member Since: February 7th, 2008
My mother keeps telling me I am an accident. Then I remind her that we are catholic and that no child is an accident in the catholic church.
When I was a little boy, my father once said "Mijo, venga aqi." So I ran over, he picked me up, set me on his lap, and said: "Mijo, sometimes, joo just gotta play with them titties."