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Real Name: LukeMcKinney
Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
Luke studied physics until he found out how much fun writing was. Now he does both and is the happiest man in the world.
He still doesn't believe he gets paid to talk about drink.
Read more at www.lukemckinney.net
Vladimir Putin is what happens when James Bond gets one of his villains pregnant and the child grows up to kick both their asses.
Lots of people joke about reality TV being the end of civilization, and many of them are us, but we weren't really worried. Until we found out what smart people like scientists were saying.
Silvio Berlusconi basically Scrooge McDuck but wears pants less often. He's spent nine years running Italy like a frat house on double-secret probation.
In the '80s your special skill would save the day no matter how ridiculous it was, and skills don't come more ridiculous than male gymnastics.
Archeologists are after information about ancient cultures. When you spend half a movie destroying stuff like that, you're probably not good at your job.
The most depressingly one-sided rivalry in the history of not just video games, but possibly the world.
In every movie they manage to develop the most advanced technology on Earth, only to use it for the most helmet-wearingly dumbass purposes.
It honestly might not be legal to make a film like this any more.
Headline writers will throw their journalist ethics into a Sarlacc pit at the first sniff of a signal from above.
Millennials are blamed for more problems than Gremlins, and are treated as less human. But exactly how fair is that?
It takes a truly awful person to extract money from people who have less than none in the first place.
Silicon Valley thinks the '80s never ended and Star Trek's Borg are a team-building exercise.
Behold five stock-market stupidities that make Scrappy-Doo look like a good investment.