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Real Name: Leaf
Member Since: July 8th, 2008
About Me: I mostly do craptions. Not just here - I mean all the time. It drives people nuts. I also do a little standup comedy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJMs3RkkVM
Everyone has different Christmas traditions: Some of us decorate trees, some of us drink egg-nog, some of us eat fruitcake, and some of us cover ourselves in feces, threaten to murder our children, and foster racism in their hearts.