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Real Name:

Lance Drake Hardwud MD

Member Since:

April 04, 2010

About Me

Hello. My name is Lance Drake Hardwud MD. I am the youngest of seven children born to Herschel and Gertrude Hardwud. I spent my days as a child herding sheep and milking cows. At the age of fourteen I moved away from my humble upbringing to study medicine and political theory at Cambridge. I received my Doctorate at the age of nineteen. I have since been working for both the Irish, English and German governments studying the future relations between politics and medicine.