KaosTheory

Fighting giant space mantises on Venus. No foolin'.

Real Name:

Dr. Awesome McKickass

Member Since:

July 01, 2009

About Me

I'm a consummate lover and professional, I wrestle tigers when I'm not on secret government missions to assassinate foreign dictators, I can transform into a Mustang (car or horse, you decide) when agitated and can decipher parts of the Voynich Manuscript using my brain waves. That's right. You know you're impressed.