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With most every classic novel comes some outlandish interpretations. Some are laughably wrong. Unfortunately, you've been taught some of them already.
There are, apparently, some fairly weird encoded messages that actual academic types have identified in a ways that seem fairly plausible.
Darth Vader's wakeboarding montage would really have broken the flow of Empire. Still, we wish they included it in the theatrical release.