Real Name: Joe Wheeler
Member Since: May 31st, 2012
A lot of things probably happened. Then, 2 billion years ago, stromatolites started producing extra oxygen as a byproduct of photosynthesis. This allowed life to happen on the plant "Earth." (See "Bible" for alternate origin story)
Part of that life was dinosaurs, which were freakin' sweet. Then later part of that life was Joe Wheeler. Joe Wheeler was, and still tends to be, what most would consider a nerd. He does many things. Including writing this "About Me" section for the comedy based web site Cracked.com.