Real Name: HypercubeVillain
Member Since: June 17th, 2013
My real name, HypercubeVillain, is exactly one letter too long for Cracked. This was not intentional.
I have since decided instead to take advantage of this name by honing my newfound abilities as a fiendish manipulator of people's lofty expectations.
For whom my mustache twirls, it twirls for thee.