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HotPockets
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Real Name:
HotPockets
Member Since:
August 29, 2010

About Me

To online predators:

I have a gun.
My house is locked.
I have a blackbelt in " Fuck-You-Up-Choo. "
I know a guy.
I'm good friends with Chris Hansen.

To others:
Hello people of Cracked.
I am a well mannered individual who's sense of humor is top notch and perfectly fitted for a site such as this. I'm rather intellectual.Most of the time I pretend like I know what I'm saying so just bear with me. Yes, I said bear as in a "Mother Fuckin' Grizzly !" Ahem. I say this only to state that I will voice my opinion whenever nesscessary.

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