Fullmetallotus

Typicalton, Qa

Real Name:

Dick Van Psuedonym

Member Since:

June 02, 2011

About Me

Mostly harmless, I enjoy plotting the overthrow and domination of the hideously mutated monkeys on this stinking ball of rock. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, pressing wild flowers, and my volunteer role as entertainment chair for the Illuminati.
On my few free days, I like to hang out on street corners and negativley influence society.