FourBitty I haven't provided my location. Sorry, you fucking pedophilic creep!

Real Name: FourBitty

Member Since: March 2nd, 2010

About Me:
As a number, I spend much of my time on paper, and in equations on the worst of days. A few years ago I was hired to work for Cracked, and I've been here ever since, showing up in almost every article. Five, a good friend of mine, is kind of a prick sometimes but he's cool. He'll buy a round every now and then and he'll back me up if I get in a fight. You have to understand that it's difficult for a lot of numbers to know their place. I mean, One is such a dick! Thinks he's better then everyone else. I remember one time, he multiplied with Three and never called her again. She was in tears for like, a week. Nine was gonna beat the shit outta him but he had to work that day. So anyway, my hobbies include playing cards, being a time, and adding. So add me as your friend, and you'll be four more then you were before.


































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Really? You noticed how small the bar on the right was and scrolled all the way to the bottom? Well, there's not much down here. But I appreciate your time.

Umm, I'm not sure what else to say ...




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