Real Name: Travis B.
Member Since: February 18th, 2010
Born with a rare genetic condition known as Asperger's Syndrome, Travis B. possesses the superhuman ability to write lengthy essays about random shit. By day, he puts his powers of autism to use as Purveyor of Dick Jokes at Cracked. By night he assumes his alter-ego as the lead guitar player for a melodic death metal band called Midgard.