Oh boy, this raises so many questions about Voldemort's love life.

Without the benefit of hindsight, all medical innovations look like crazy people doing crazily stupid things.

We don't mean to be alarmist, but everything and everybody is trying to kill you.

In some cases, filmmakers have disfigured literary figures so much that they're totally unrecognizable.

This is your daily reminder that we are all but sacks of meat that can and will crumble and rot as surely as last night's Chipotle.

Not only was the past lousy with criminal terrors, but ye crime waves of olde were also bit more ... eccentric.

Just because the drugs are fake in movies doesn't mean you can't still overdose on them.

Sometimes, critters get a little sick of humans and will rise up by invading whatever human territory they can.

For every Bob Woodward, every Snowden, and every Carl Bernstein, there are a bunch of unknown schmucks who have changed the world without us ever noticing them.

It turns out once you become a celebrity, government agents, ETs, and angry ghosts want to make your life total hell.