As comical as that sounds, we scrunch up half of our faces as we close one eye to express the same thing today, so we can’t exactly talk.

Not even international politics ranked above the fates of their faves in anyone’s mind.

Naturally, the person responsible for making sure everyone perverted O’Keeffe’s pretty flowers was a man.

There's just no getting around it ...

How do you grow the pair to sit across from the likes of Tim Curry, turn to the camera, and say 'He looks evil in many ways'?

Be grateful now that you can enjoy a beard without the president shaving it off of you at a party.

He was Venmo-ing his in-laws for people the same way you would for cocktails at brunch.

... which is to say he took someone else’s design and made it a little better.

Thanks, jerks.

Deranged Billy Idol never cut it, but the guy who played the accountant isn't the answer.