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Real Name: Elford
Member Since: July 17th, 2011
About Me: I enjoy writing, and I've killed enough time on this site that I feel it's only fair I try to contribute. For the children.
It turns out our teachers, Hollywood and whoever we got our Thanksgiving mythology from (Big Turkey?) all made America's origin story far more boring than it actually was for some very disturbing reasons.