All those bizarre bodily quirks are there for science reasons.

Apparently mad scientists are still a thing.

The umbrella gun is just the tip of the iceberg.

Sometimes you play the role. Sometimes the role plays you.

Just because a Kardashian uses a thing, doesn’t mean it’s not shady.

Sit on down. We’re about to show you what a spectacular slacker you are.

We found some super-flattering new outfits, you guys.