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Real Name: Disco Stu
Member Since: July 17th, 2003
About Me: Sometimes I'll stare at my reflection in the mirror and just scream and scream for like five minutes straight. No reason.
These were racy, violent parables to distract peasants after a hard day's dirt farming, and some of them made Hostel look like, well, kid's stuff.