New York

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April 16, 2010

About Me

I was once a cheesemonger until it occurred to be that cheesemongers are by and large embarrassingly poor.

I pursued my dreams then, and burnt down my cheese stand for the insurance money, only to be informed that I in fact had no insurance, and no insurance company would ever provide coverage to a chessemonger.

As such I find myself unemployed, and as you read this, likely drinking.

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