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Delph
Oxted, Surrey, England

Real Name:
A.D. MetalFace Smythe
Member Since:
July 28, 2009

About Me

I was frozen many centuries ago by one of those elusive 'flash glaciers' we get up in Scotland. I was thawed out by global warming, and your crazy modern world scares me. I can't remember how I found cracked, but it is slowly teaching me what I need to know about survival in the internet, how to fear a bloody digital revolution, and what constitutes ball-swinging, testosterone fuelled, man badassery.

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