Delph Oxted, Surrey, England

Real Name: A.D. MetalFace Smythe

Member Since: July 28th, 2009

About Me:
I was frozen many centuries ago by one of those elusive 'flash glaciers' we get up in Scotland. I was thawed out by global warming, and your crazy modern world scares me. I can't remember how I found cracked, but it is slowly teaching me what I need to know about survival in the internet, how to fear a bloody digital revolution, and what constitutes ball-swinging, testosterone fuelled, man badassery.