Delph Oxted, Surrey, England
- Real Name:
- A.D. MetalFace Smythe
- Member Since:
- July 28, 2009
About Me
I was frozen many centuries ago by one of those elusive 'flash glaciers' we get up in Scotland. I was thawed out by global warming, and your crazy modern world scares me. I can't remember how I found cracked, but it is slowly teaching me what I need to know about survival in the internet, how to fear a bloody digital revolution, and what constitutes ball-swinging, testosterone fuelled, man badassery.