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Everything you know is wrong and science is B.S.
We aren't talking about zombies here. We're talking about the unspoken rules by which the entire 'Walking Dead' universe functions.
Isaac Asimov once told me something that has inspired everything we've tried to do here at Cracked: 'Science fiction can eat a dick.'
We want to give you money to write for us. Seriously.
Go to the front page of any mostly male discussion site like Reddit.com and see how many inches you can browse before finding several thousand men bemoaning how all women are gold-digging whores (7,500 upvotes) and how crazy and irrational women are (9,659 upvotes) and how horrible and gross and fat women are (4,000 upvotes).
WARNING: The following contains numerous monsters and implied male nudity. Also may contain implied gore and implied flamethrower and implied interdimensional travel and the evil prison guard from The Shawshank Redemption and award-winning actor Paul Giamatti.
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
Maybe the next decade will be better?
We are on some dangerous ground here.
We're just fooling ourselves into thinking the things we love actually love us back. For example, dogs.
It has to do with the way the modern world puts us in a continuous state of anxiety and then sells us distractions.
Most fans of this show aren't old enough to remember the Reagan era.
The following stats will tell you more about America than you probably want to know.
We are incredibly lucky to live in a world in which 'Game Of Thrones' exists.
Our goal shouldn't be life, liberty, and the pursuit of ALWAYS FREAKING OUT.
Merry Christmas! Or merry any day when you can stop and notice your life!
Happy Halloween! The past is terrifying! In the most astonishing way!
Who are Americans, and why are they more interested in saving their dog than a foreign stranger?
You’re going to live a long time. Congratulations! Now act like it!
Don't let the bastards use you to grind other people down.
If we can convince the entire world to hear this show, somebody might start getting some sleep.
Technology! Progress! And so many other things with surprising downsides!
Dragons, werewolves, and aliens have more in common than you'd think.