CrypticCritic

Barsoom, Mars

Real Name:

CrypticCritic

Member Since:

August 14, 2014

About Me

I am a giant among midgets, the governor of Antarctica and wanted in Nebraska.

I have a complete collection of playing cards, except the 9 of spades. From what I understand, it is the hardest to find.

I designed a car that could go 2,000 miles on a drop of water but left the design at Frank Sinatra's house in 1965.

Rules don't apply to me. Except one rule, that I have no rules. This statement allowed me to beat that supercomputer that could play chess. I found out its Achilles heel, one game of Mouse Trap took that bastard down.

I invented fluid dynamics. Once discovered, it paved the way for mankind's greatest achievement, the Slip N Slide.