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The Unseen Drawbacks to Living in an Action Movie

Action is the most hard core movie genre to actually live in. Just look at the reactions when someone is killed. In horror movies, everyone freaks right the hell out, just like you're supposed to after finding a loved one's head in your freezer. In action movies, murder is so routine that they have to utter witty one liners to keep themselves from

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If Famous Photographs Were Off By a Second

A photograph can go down in history for capturing the spirit of an entire people or era in one split second. But they can be misleading for the same reason. You can't help but wonder how different some iconic images would look if the photographer had clicked the button a few seconds too early, or too late.

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B-Movie Posters for Classic Films

Aliens that only sort of look like the ones in the movie attacking proportionally impossible women in torn torn clothing. B-Movie posters stole most of their designs from the sketches on the back of our high school notebooks. Unfortunately, some great movies had the misfortune of being made by sane people, and never got such a treatment. We asked y

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32 Insane Movie Ideas Built Out of Existing Movie Titles

There's a game they play on Doug Benson's podcast in which guests are asked to build the longest title they can out of existing movie titles. That got us wondering if you could actually build a good movie that way. It turns out that, well ... no you can't. But you can build some titles that make for some pretty ridiculous movie posters.

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If Flags Got Awesome Redesigns

Most flags designs were apparently inspired by doodles off the back of middle school trapper keepers, since the coolest things they could come up with to represent entire countries or states was stars, suns and maybe a bird or a bear if you're lucky. Here's what they should have looked like.

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