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CelticApollyon

Obsessive reader of Cracked.com and chronic insomniac. I sometimes wonder if the two conditions are related. As of yet, no correlation has been definitively proven due to my inability to perform a sleep study on myself. And now, a word of wisdom...

Read every article by Jacopo della Quercia RIGHT NOW and thank me later (in the form of sexual favors) for giving your life meaning.

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