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Real Name: BaronCoop
Member Since: December 1st, 2011
About Me: I am a 35 year old Air Force Tech Sergeant, living someone else's dream with a wife and kid in Texas. I like pina coladas, and other tripe.
How simple is the 'Star Wars' story really? What if we weren't dealing with an innocent battle of Good versus Evil, but a battle of Good versus Wrinkled, Sperm-Hungry Maniac?