St. Louis

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February 16, 2015

About Me

Philosophy major with neither job prospects nor plans for the future. Basically, to quote Bruce Lee or I guess the actor who played him in that movie Dragon- I think his name was Jason Scott Lee- which is an awesome movie that everybody should see, "[I] can think deep thoughts about being unemployed". I spend my days thinking about the most ridiculous theories while drinking copious amounts of whiskey, as a true writer does- I mean look at Hemingway, the dude had a liver worse than all the douchey frat boys at Ole Miss combined and he was a damn genius. All of this being said, I have great love and respect for Cracked and hold its writers in the highest regard. David Wong is a legend and everyone should read his books: John Dies at the End and This Book is Full of Spiders, available today!

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