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Well, this is ... bleakly hilarious.
You don't make astonishing amounts of money without ending up a jerk in some way.
Even our most popular forms of entertainment can treat their employees like absolute trash.
These celebrities had absolutely no right to be anywhere near a real military. Like at all.
The people in charge have absolutely no idea what they're doing.
The NRA has long abandoned any semblance of reason.
Trump has a few bawdy celebrity tales to tell.
Science has been busy figuring out what makes you feel bad and why.
We're in the endgame now.
When looked at on a small scale, the story seems totally optimistic. When scaled up, pessimism becomes the big, stinky elephant in the room.
Gaining a new cultural perspective is only a few clicks away, provided that nothing went awry during the translation process.
Being a YouTube celebrity sounds like a pretty awesome deal, right? Well ...
Several websites you've probably used today required a whole bucket of turd polish before they finally found their way.
I'm here to try and defend my beloved country against accusations that we're nothing more than a nation of evil, mustache-twirling, power-obsessed psychopaths in well-tailored suits.
Terrifyingly enough, the health care techniques that Hollywood clearly made up on an insane whim have made it into the popular consciousness.