I once saw the book Left Behind on an empty park bench. Totally got food poisoning the night after my wedding and blew diarrhea all over my sleeping wife and at age four my dad walked in on me humping the shit out of a My-Buddy doll.
Did three years at The Joe Kubert School of Comic Art and left with a portfolio of dick and fart jokes to better guarantee my chances of offending every editor I met and never getting work in comics.
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