Alyeska Some pretend place hysterically funny. Like Utah.

Real Name: Alyeska

Member Since: November 28th, 2008

About Me:
I'm far too busy crafting witty, insightful material for Cracked and Rachel Ray's Everyday magazine to be bothered carrying on about my exploits here. However, I will say two things: 1) Cockrings are not nearly as romantic as their manufacturers would have one believe, and 2) I said "fart" in the first sentence. Look it up.