Real Name: Alyeska
Member Since: November 28th, 2008
I'm far too busy crafting witty, insightful material for Cracked and Rachel Ray's Everyday magazine to be bothered carrying on about my exploits here. However, I will say two things: 1) Cockrings are not nearly as romantic as their manufacturers would have one believe, and 2) I said "fart" in the first sentence. Look it up.