Real Name: Alison Emmert
Member Since: March 15th, 2010
I'm a 25 year old special-effects make-up artist (yes, really) living in Orlando, Florida. I'm originally from Indiana (from a farm...so I consider myself a country girl...not redneck, mind you.) I went to college in Tennessee and received a BA in History. I do plan to eventually get a Ph.D in history or archaeology, but I need to earn money for that. Perhaps some Cracked articles can help! Who knows?
I have over 600 hours of training in make-up artistry from Joe Blasco Make-Up Artist Training Center, and I'm currently earning a grand total of $0 per year doing free film work. I'm working on changing that, though.
I lived in France briefly as an Au Pair, and I speak enough to translate for some people and communicate relatively easily. Sometimes.
Anyway, I love writing...making lists...and talking about myself. Which is odd, since I have awful self-esteem. *shrugs* The mind is a funny thing.
I'm a redhead. Enough said.
I'm idealistic and about as ridiculously fearless as you can get...except for snakes. Seriously. Just big worms or pictures of snakes freak me out...but honestly, a serial killer with spiders and dressed like a clown wouldn't phase me. Although I've never understood the appeal of clowns or magicians. Especially magicians. Never liked them.
I'm obsessed with Phantom of the Opera, and I always have a book with me. My sign is Pisces, and I'm single. Although I tend to only be attracted to facially disfigured older men. It's a type.
Anything else? Just ask!
Love and Fried Chicken,