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Hollywood endings seem to end happily, but only because the cameras cut away right before the whole cast was devoured by the Old Ones.
A lot of movie menaces could have been stopped by simply telling the heroes to stay home and waiting for the villain to step on his own dick.
Harry's world is more like the magical equivalent of North Korea.
Groot spends a lot of time being useless when he's clearly the most powerful of the group.
Writing for a living can be enough to drive anyone nuts -- but for the writers who were nuts to begin with, hoo boy does it get bad.
While we don't expect our bad guys to be infallible geniuses, we at least expect them to not be actively tripping all over themselves like Super Dave Osborne.
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