30 Weird Things Everyone Does, But Won’t Admit To
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 12, 2023
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The show that predicted the iPad, sorta
So that’s why ‘Futurama’s theme song sounds so familiar
Rotten Tomatoes scores aren’t welcome here
‘He had his dog with him, and I didn’t say a word to the dog’
The judge is not supposed to physically beat lawyers in the court room
It’s hard to admit, but these puns are pretty good. For puns!
‘South Park’ scenes that will turn your stomach worse than a chili made of parents
You really don’t want to see what your FPS character actually looks like
Good News: Baseball players are going to therapy! Bad News: It’s not that kind of therapy
All of these already have one thing in their favor: A familiar face
Break out the aloe for these folks
Make amends for problematic nerds? ‘I think that’s a terrible idea’
Some really bad ideas ahead
What could be dirty about Mrs. Butterworth and Mount Vesuvius? Ron Burgundy has the answer
At a certain altitude, your blood and saliva start to literally boil away.