Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
Never tell him the odds are someone's going to ask him about Han Solo
John Romulus Brinkley was the GOAT of quacks.