Burger King Is Embracing Mold Now

There's more mold in this new Burger King commercial than your ex-boyfriend's shower.

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Please, For The Love Of God, Don't Take Financial Advice From Jake Paul

Oh, God, please, we're begging you.

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Presenting The Microphone-Jamming Bracelet Straight Out Of The Lamest Dystopia Possible

If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.

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9 Bizarre & Surprising Stories Of Famous People Hanging Out

Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!

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The Boy Scouts Of America Runs Out Of Pedophile Funds, Declares Bankruptcy

Always be prepared to lowball victims.

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Stupid Ways Comic Book Covers Can't Be Trusted

This article is about the lies comic book covers have been telling dork for close to a century.

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Boy, Disney Has Sure Screwed Up The Muppets

Oh, Disney.

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Deleted Scenes That Would Have Torpedoed Classic Movies

Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.

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Apparently Constance Wu Is A Decent Stripper

Constance Wu's stripper story is the Platonic ideal of method acting.

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11 Major Recent Movies (With Secretly Bizarre Productions)

Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)

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Let's All Stop Asking Harrison Ford About 'Star Wars'

Never tell him the odds are someone's going to ask him about Han Solo

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Then/Now Demonstrations Of The Power Of Time

Lost all track of time? We’re here for you.

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5 Monopolies That Hate The Average American

(Fixed rate) power to the people!

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The Drunk Nazi Surgeon Who Made Country Music Super Popular

John Romulus Brinkley was the GOAT of quacks.

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